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Moon Phase

March 2019
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Bruce [userpic]
For the Record

I'm drunk.

That is all.

Thank you for reading.

Current Location: The Hamptons
Mood: drunkdrunk

Just don't drive!!!

I'd have to find the steering wheel, first...

And I'm not there?! Oh, the horror.

I feel the need to point out that this is not, in any way, my fault.

Never claimed it was, m'dear. If anything, it's the fault of San Jose Medical Group for insisting upon ejumacating me on Wednesday nights.

Teaching you the horrors of the diabeetus?

Yawp. And, being me, I've managed to sufficiently banjax the schedule such that I've been to classes 2 and 4, and will have to pick up 1 and 3 when it starts up again next month.

Any actually useful information in these classes?

Mercifully, yes. I've gotten some excellent handouts to refer back to, as well, and info on carb- and cholesterol-management classes coming up.

sober up! *slap slap*

Oh, stomp on my fun, why doncha.

Though I have only been drinking water for a while now...

Water and vodka look very similar......

True enough, but water doesn't burn.

Besides, I've been drinking gin. You simply cannot mistake that for anything else.

Like, y'know, something drinkable...

I feel like I owe YOU a trip to Jack in the Box. It's almost not fair.

S'OK. We had lots of different foods and munchies.