It's not like Paula, y'know, tells me about these things. I just end up finding out.
But I can't complain too much. It's been a fun day and a half of playing with PHP, and I now have an event scheduling system that handles things like first and fourth Wednesdays, and displays the more immediate ones at the top of the page.
Mostly, it means that inserting future events at the bar will be considerably easier.
Now I just have to go back to the stuff I actually need to do...