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April 2018
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Bruce [userpic]
My Robe and Wizard Hat

Your result for The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test...

Wizard

You scored 0% Size & Strength, 53% Morality, 47% Aggression, and 82% Intelligence.

You scored high in morality and intelligence, but lower in physical strength and aggression, which means you're probably a Wizard. Counted among the very wise and (with that one exception) good creatures of Middle Earth are the Wizards, or Istari. Though they appear as old men, the Istari are actually powerful Maiar spirits sent from Valinor to Middle Earth to act as caretakers of the land and guides to men and beasts. Their supernatural heritage means they're also the only line of defense against rogue Maiar like Balrogs. Though only Gandalf, Saruman and Radagast are named through the novels, there are two other Wizards at large in Middle Earth, quietly working to bring tranquility to their surroundings.

Your polar opposite is the Urûk-Hai.

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Current Location: The Duplex
Mood: amusedamused
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You scored 0% Size & Strength, 53% Morality, 47% Aggression, and 82% Intelligence

*snerk* That's damn funny. Excuse me while I go pee my pants laughing at the fact that you took a Middle Earth test, AND apparently have no size & strength. We already knew about the lack of aggression. I dunno about that Morality thing though, because I keep thinking about your "crack whore" t-shirt. Good thing you're a smart guy.

Honey, I grew up with Tolkien. As far as I'm concerned, all these Middle Earth gamers are young posers.

The size and strength results were a little odd. But then the questions were too.

To be honest - the aggression reduction is the result of years of work on myself. I'm rather proud of that. I have no interest in being a male stereotype.

And the crack whores thing? Yeah, I'm attracted to broken women, but mostly because I have a savior complex I seriously need to work on. I make one hell of a lousy pimp.

I may be reacting a bit out of proportion, by the way - I just got some very odd news...

Um, yes. Teasing? Poorly maybe?

Hope the odd news isn't bad news. I'll await the next post.

I knew you were teasing, dear. Not all that badly, either.

That's why I tacked that disclaimer on, after I was done ranting.

I probably won't talk about the news, at least not publicly. Hard to believe, but there's stuff I don't blog about.

Hope whatever your schedule of doom is isn't wearing you down too much.

I really wanted to be a tree.

But if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

And can you recite the names of the states in reverse alphabetical order?

I'd probably want to be an Alder, and I cannot recite the names of the states in reverse alphabetical order.


Can you?

I think I'm more of an Ash myself. Though I frequently just feel like mistletoe...

And I can't either. But I also seem to be unable to keep myself from referencing odd movies like Drop Dead Gorgeous...

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Y'know, "wizard" is not what I think of when I look at you.

Jess sayin'.