You got every last drop out of me last night. Sorry. ;-)

And here I thought that it was Matt working on wringing wetness out...

Sorry, Bruce. The Button and I had to beat feet for Sacramento this afternoon. On the plus-side, we just got back from seeing Iron Man.

And anyway, I'm not sure that I could top last night's hilarity

No worries - I figured as much.

And topping last night would be difficult - though I do have a couple making out on the couch in the pool room right now.

So far, clothes have mostly stayed on...

God, son of a b%^h. Yeah men suck. I know now why they called our early military minutemen. (Yes I know the real reason but I am sure you know why I am saying this Brucie.)

If he sucked properly, one wouldn't have to worry about how long he lasted...

I don't do that with someone for a one night stand. God I have issues letting someone I love doing it. >.

Well, on a serious note for a change, sorry to hear it was an unsatisfactory encounter.

Oh god I kicked him out as soon as the taxi came. I called right after i washed up. He wanted me to cook him breakfast on top of it all. (My ranting is almost complete)

Yeah, just a tad presumptuous there...

Ok I am going to right a rule book for me dating/having sex. I will post it whenever I get around to it. I am sure it will me quite funny but on the mark for my experiences.