...so according to this test you're a naked woman?

Well, it got the blond part right.
The implied ubiquitousness of the computer is probably right too.
But the content of the computer and the shelves ... ?

Perchance this picture more accurately indicates the ideal ("let's try this!") partner?

I certainly wouldn't have all the toys - I'm just not all that into them.

But if I happened across a huge book called the "Erotinomicon," I would have to buy it.

Oh, right, that's what it says. I hadn't bothered to decode it all.

That's the only legible title - to me, at least.

And it's just too cute and cheesy to pass up, regardless of the contents.

Though one suspects that at some point they'd involve tentacles...

I don't know anything about tentacles, but maybe this will help?

I'd thought of Googling it, but didn't know that I'd be all that excited with the results, so hadn't bothered.

And, true to form: Meh.

You didn't know?

Oh, right, and having just reviewed the reply I made before posting it ...
In the context of this picture, once again we see that the labelling of the lj button labelled "submit" is eerily apropos.