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Bruce [userpic]

I like that I might grow up to be the creepy "man next door." What - next year?
Otherwise, painfully accurate, especially the "passed over for jerks" part...

The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

The Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Your exact male opposite:

The 5-Night Stand

The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

Current Location: The Duplex
Mood: amusedamused

now i have to do this test. I will be guy who studies to much.

Hence your indian name: "Fiddles with electrons."

Do you also barbeque kittens in your spare time?

Well, no, but according to popular lore, God kills quite a few of them for me...

Okay...now I get it.

Thank you.

I really didn't want to explain that one.

Oh, shut up and go shave your palms again.

I'm to lazy to dig, and the quiz may seem slightly misdirected, but did you do this one too?

I have now.

I'm not sure how much I trust it, though.

Like a lot of tests, many of the answers seemed... irrelevant. Which is fine when at least some of them aren't.