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September 2018
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Bruce [userpic]
I Might Prefer the Spanking...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I gave sylvan a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I pulled dancin_whitey's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole k_turns_blue's purse (30 points). Last Friday I helped nikari across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (955 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
kor27

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Mood: amusedamused
Comments

i just can't see Kay with a purse tho...

I'm pulling Matt's hair, and helping Kyle across the street, and the thing you find difficult to believe is Kay with a purse?

Granted, it is kinda hard to visualize...

exactly. it's stranger than you with a purse.

Oh hell, it's not hard to imagine me with a purse.

It was the dress that got to people.

no no, the purse made the whole thing. it's all about the accessories dahling.

Oh, I won't deny that, and I'm forever indebted to Cindi for the loan of the purse.

It's just that anyone who's known me for any length of time will have come to the realization that I'm not exactly unacquainted with bags on straps.

I normally try to make them look "manly," but let's face it. I'm not exactly good at making things look "manly"...

Thank you. I made a lovely pie out of it.

Better you than me, dear.

I love a huge number of British meat pies, but kidney is not one of them.

I loved that purse too!

I loved that purse too!