Bruce (kor27) wrote,
Bruce
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If A Giraffe Enters The Intersection Before You...

OK. So I'm sitting in the bar, sipping on vodka-RockStars, and going through an online traffic school (they go so much better when you're tipsy), when I come to this particular paragraph:

Always stop for any pedestrian crossing at corners or other crosswalks. A pedestrian you can't see may be crossing. You must stop for any person using a guide dog or a white cane with or without a red tip. Sparky always wanted to be a police officer because he likes to serve his community. Only blind, or nearly blind, persons are allowed to use these canes or guides dogs and they must be given the right-of-way at all times whether in or out of a crosswalk.


I didn't realize I'd signed up for surreal traffic school. This is my kinda site!
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