So she headed on down here. She called as her ride was about 5 minutes away, so I got up.
She called when she got to the door. I went down and opened it.
The look on her face when she realized I wouldn't let her in to get her mail until I saw my computer - priceless.
"You could also just give me my $20 back."
"But the $20 is on the card!"
"Well, that is a problem, isn't it?"
She headed off into the complex across the street to try to dig up the computer...