I've left it there, despite the new damage and the artichoke it's rolling around. I need to get up in a few hours and take the car in, anyway, and I'll find out what the hell happened. Whether I need to kill Rachell, or if Rachell directly asked Mena to take care of it, and I need to kill Mena, instead.
I'm going to prevent myself from throwing it bodily in the backyard, independent of why it might escape this time. I will, I swear. Gotta remember, don't hate the dog, don't hate the dog, the dog isn't the problem, it's just unsupervised half the time AND LEFT TO WANDER MY FUCKING HOUSE!
I need to replace my carpet, I need to replace my blinds, I need to at least clean most of my furniture, half the bedding in the house has been shredded, it's torn off a section of molding, and the reaction I get is "Well, it's a puppy, and I have damage to my stuff too". Like somehow any of that makes a damn bit of difference.