July 5th, 2007



I'm gravitating towards the bed, on the general principle that it might be a good idea to get some sleep before the Great Blast Furnace In The Sky starts melting the world again tomorrow, so I was just taking the pillows I bought this afternoon out of their packaging, and putting them in their pillowcases.

Inside the pillow packaging is the following notice:

You may notice a "newness scent" when you remove this item from the package. Please remove this item and allow it to air out for several hours before using.

Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?

"Newness scent," by the way, is another phrase for "stinks to high heaven, and may give you both cancer and a formaldehyde allergy."
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