July 31st, 2005



I am whole again. Complete. (Detachable penis...)

I believe that's the first time I've driven up the hill at dawn. Beautiful, of course, but it also appears to be the roadkill time of day. I startled two bunnies and two deer off the roadway, and came close to snagging a bird (Straggler of the flock - shame on him).

Parked at my parents', and started scanning the side road. Found my bright blue baby within 5 minutes, dusted him off, put him back in the phone, and was ready to roll.

I haven't heard from them - hopefully I didn't wake them in the process.

Back home, going to sleep for at least an hour or two.
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